Captain Lazonby Threpwell III, often referred to simply as 'The Captain', has contributed not only to this site, but also to kingswinford on the whole for many years. His exact identity remians something of a mystery, but perhaps only second to Ralphy himself, he remains one of Kingswinford's true legends.

Over the years, Kingswinford's Captain Lazonby Threpwell III has been providing invaluable advice for the lost and bewildered folk of Kingswinford. Please select a topic from the left to read the Captain's comments.