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Frequently Asked Questions:

• Why Kingswinford?
  - Why not! Now go and get your shine box
  
• Who's Ralph?
  - Ralph was Kingswinford Park's (King George V's) park keeper. Sadly passed away in 2002.
  
• Where is Kingswinford?
  - Kingswinford is a leafy, residential town situated between the crossroads of A449 and A4101 and is part of the Dudley Borough, West Midlands, England.
  
• What's a spleen?
  - V. An extremely stupid and ill-educated person, normally with no sense. Almost up there with a throbber. Main Boys
  
• What's the average girth of a male Kfordite?
  - Coke can
  
• Average lifespan of a RSS member?
  - 84 hours 36 minutes
  
• Whre can a buy a I Love DY tshirt from?
  - Right here, in Ralph's Surf Shack Shop
  
• Who is Captain Lazonby Threpwell?
  - Someone not to be trusted. He still owes me a fiver and a bottle of Bacardi Breezer.
  
• How can I get an overview of Kingswinford's central shopping area?
  - Simply navigate to thisiskingswinford.co.uk
  
• Where can I get a aesthetically pleasing, cost effective web presence?
  - Contact the boys at argweb.com - you won't be disappointed!