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do you think the blokes who run k/ford tyres in stallings lane look like ray winston of scum fame?
Come on, it doesn't take a genius to work out that three zeros are to be added at the end. You guys and your cunning wit... Anyway, I think he stated that he was on double that. So for instance, if he was 25 he would be earning in the region of £50,000 pa. Simple maths, I know, but I have a feeling you may struggle.
Tell us anonymous, how much do you earn? When your wage is close to your age? hmmmmm that means that for your paper round round you must get £15 a week, not bad mate not bad.
Calm Calm Boyz ... What you need is one of my "specials".... Where I'm from Ferrari/Maserati are for the poor, you boyz need a Fiat 50 complete with Lawn-Mower engine "No that's power" -- Pizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Business Studies eh? That sounds like a challenge. And three universities you say? But you'll no doubt end up at Wolverhampton Polytechnic. Sitting in lectures dreaming of a marketing job at the Expreess and Star. You may well achieve this, but your job will consist of cold-selling advertising space to the local butchers, bakers and candle stick makers. And as for earning more money - I doubt it. When half your salary gets close to your age give me a shout...
im back!!....and tekkin ova...hehe
Thanx Observer, Its time these little children saw sense and paid attention to their GCSE's or their year six final exams!
What exactly do you mean by " critisms". I have never made a "critism" in my life, I dont even know what one is, please explain your marvellous new language.....Why should we go to the trouble of making our insults and comments educated if you cant be bothered to make your initial message in an educated manner. You thick piece of shit.
Shuddup pump ya whinger.
Fucking hell, Youre like a bunch of kids. Pump action seems to be doing well in his life unlike the arsewipes who ridicule him and make critisms. I know what the problem is here, you can't stand thinking about how much he will be earning in about four years time, when you are hardly earning enough to pay the internet bill. Infact you probably don't have jobs because your at school, speaking of which my paper wasnt delivered today you little bastards! Another thing that you should note down is, Do you really think he will be bothered by such comments? While your wasting time thinking of new insults to throw at people on the board, he just getting a bigger and bigger smile across his face because at the end of the day, You're the ones who are being shown up! Oh yes, I can guess what you're goin to reply with, That I'm Pump action or I know him, well I dont so before start making insults and comments aimed towards me at least give me some dignity and make them fucking educated!
I dont think the intention was to scare you merely to humiliate you, but it would appear you need no help in that particular field.
Nanker Phelge is a big scary beast, he is scaring the shit out of me here, oh please ralphys delete his messages!!! HAHAHA FUCKIN TOSSER!!! YOU REALLY THINK I AM BOTHERED BY WHAT YOU SAY YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
WEYHEY, that message was actually funny, well done. ten out of ten. hahaha, I FUCKIN LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!! Keep bringing the insults!!!! hahahaha I absorb them like a sponge! hahaha
Jesus leave mealone for christ sake cant you see it's only because your all jealous of me going to three yes three UNIVERSYYTYTIES im so bloody intelligent and that must raally bother you all...Any way back to more important issyuse....Name your top ten favourite celebrities.....Mine in reverse ordery are 10.Ronan Keating 9.dale winton *.Stephen Gatelyyy 7.julian clary 6.Delia Smith 5. David beckham 4.Saddam hussein 3.Robert "hard charger" Hedley 2.Stephen Seagal and finallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy in at number one 1.Universytytytyyyyyyyyyy challenges very own Jeremyyyyyyyyyyyyy Paxman....what do you guysy think, come on then boyys lets hear em??????????top tens please top tens (its just like my favourite mag smash hits)....KIS...OAO...
Pumpo you've excelled yourself this time, my apologies to the colonel you are no longer the holder of the most boring arsepipe on the message board award. This award now goes to trump traction penis, what a fucking cockwad to end all cockwads. "Whats your top ten fave cars then guys" haahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! What a complete and utter paki you are. pumps next poll?????? top ten fave ring tones....top ten rockport items.....top ten places to be seen up merry hill in your nova.....top ten eyebrow piercings....top ten pantera songs.... You absolute twat, never has such a cunt darkened the doors of this Holy Shack with such an incomprehensible display of boringness and faggotish messaging. Be gone you big gay fool and never come back. On second thoughts please stay and entertain us all with your cuntish behaviour, if all else fails you could always supply one of your pre-pubescent "when i was in nam" crap stories. lets here it for pump he's one in a million. Colonel he's just made you shine by comparison.
I left the message 16.22 and I am not the one who claims to drive a maserati. Believe it or not, there is more than one person who thinks you're a complete twat. Oh, and a Business Studies BTEC eh? That'll put you in good stead for a job as an office junior at Adonis Construction. Good luck!!!
Pump Action Penis @ 16:28, Well fucking said mate!!!
Who is the twat starting on Pump? What a gimp, Drives round in a maserati, my arse!!!! He lives in oxford? SCRATTOX!!!!!!!!!!!! safe pump!
Before you start, I know I put a Y in university, It was a accident, just like when you have an 'accident' in the bed or in you trousers which your mom has to clean up for you.
Is it really that hard to conceive that someone who uses this board has moved out of the area and now drives a Maserati 3200GT? There are plenty of people in Kingswinford, let alone further a field, who could afford such a car and are likely to post here.
hmmmm, so I'm a spotty little kid who's dream is to work in mackies for £4.10 an hour? Oh ok then, I will just give up my course in advanced business and my acceptance into three different universityies now shall I? Ok then I will, AS IF I'M GONNA LISTEN TO THE PRICKS THAT THIS MESSAGE BOARD TURNS OUT!!! HAHAHAHA YEAH RIGHT. Oh and by the way, why is my real name important? You gonna come get me are you in your maserati? or are you one of the other pricks who seem to have little digs at people just to satisfy themselves on their playtime break? If you know anything about this board, which you inform, you have been on from the beginning, you will now that you can look through old messages to find my name. KNOBHEAD
He also has the most unoriginal and unfunny name on this board. What was his real name again?
I must say that Penis really does leave the most boring and pathetic messages of all the little Spinney Kids.
Look, if you're talkin cars, I'm ya man. Kfords only World Famous Racing Driver: http://www.roberthedley.com/driver.htm
That's the spirit Pump. When you're too immature to hold a decent argument. Just cast it aside! No wonder your only dream is to earn £4.20 ph at Maccies so you can get a go faster stripe for your mom's Nova.
Full Automarice, Thats the biggest load of bollocks I have ever heard in my life, Be gone you pubescent prick!
This talk about "fast cars" is Bollox... Nobody is as fast as me on my Moped. Pizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I think that guy's argument was completely valid. Nobody wants to debate which car makes them cream and especially not which cars give you the horn, Pump. Can't you see that it's you who sounds like the spotty school dick wad? Ya focking prick.
OK Pump. Where did I state that I drve around Kingswinford in an Aston or GT40? Seeing as you ask, I am originally from Kingswinford but now live in Oxford. It may strike you as a little odd, but some of us aspire to working for large international conglomerate other than McDonalds. My regular mode of transport is a Maserati, albeit the 3200GT (you know, the one with the boomerang LED rear lights). Oh, and my name? I thought I'd give myself an hilarious pseudonym...
Anonymous @ 21:25, well ok then I'm sure that you drive around kingswinford in your aston or gt40 you complete fucking cunt! I mean come on, you could at least make a decent arguement. Not every message has to be about kingswinford you twat. What a prize dickhead! Next time have the balles to put your name aswell
We are in complete control. No Wall Heather has ever invaded here...
i loved this site!!!.....very funny.....i will be back
What are you basing your assumptions on, Pump? And, what is there to understand exactly? It seems you are the one who doesn't understand this board. If you were familiar with this site (I mean from it's humble beginings), you would have noticed that there is an underlying theme to all the messages posted here. Still not quite got it? Well, all the messages are rellevant to Kingswinford. It is not intended as a board for pre-pubescent schoolboys fantasising about cars they can only, well, fantasise of driving. And as for me being unable to drive. You couldn't be further from the truth. Infact, my regular mode of transport is mentioned in your list.
Shut the fuck up informer you knobhead. Regarding the Anonymous@ 18:15, You probably wouldnt understand because you probably at least five years short of actually having driving lessons you little greasy prick, get on with your homework.
I have been monitoring the message board fora couple of weeks and have noticed a significant change, in addition to this i will post information at a later date to characters.
Mine are 1) Postman Pat's van 2) Noddy's car 3) Brum 4) The car off Chock-a-block 5) The Flinstone Mobile 6) The Jetson's hover car 7) Fireman Sam's Fire Engine 8) Long Distance Clara's lorry 9) The Gruesome Twosome's Creepy Coupe 10) Roland Rat's Ford 'Rat Mobile' Prefect.
Quite possibly the worst message ever left...
MY TOP TEN FAVOURITE CARS OF ALL TIME: 10: Ford Shelby Mustang GT 500, 9: Ford Mustang Cobra SVT, 8: Ford GT40, 7: Dodge Viper GTS Final Edition, 6: Ferrari 575M Maranello, 5: Ferrari 360 Spider, 4: Maserati Coupe, 3: Aston Martin DB7 Vantage Volante, 2: Aston Martin V8 Vantage LeMans V600 1: Aston Martin Vanquish SO COME ON LADS WHATS IN YOUR TOP TEN FAVOURITE CARS!
No I bloody well wont, me an the missus are avin a niht in with our anal dominator thank you very much, you can shove yer hotel..
You'll be there, Friday, Grosvenor Hotel. Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
Moon Dog,me and colonel have gone no where. Look at previous messages of recent.
So So Sorry for the delay, I've been "up all night" making fresh Pizzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaa , for the "k'ford park lot". There recent orders have been amazing. I just can't believe how many are over there...?? Oh shit the phones ringing gotta go. !!! Pizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I thought t'was about time I made a come back!! It looks like the Colonel and Rusty have been ridden from the board therfore leaving me in charge!! Come on you fuckers!!
You'll find me in the pub/With a pint of Bud/Look love, I'll got a fiver if you'll show me your jugs
U talk a loads og codswallop u lot do!
Infact it is true but not a fact, as a matter of fact!
Ooooh, but the internet is such an evil place. Did you know that there was no such thing as a peadophile until the internet arrived? This may not be true, but it is a fact.
New boy are you Lorly Burt in disguise by any chance, if so could you please fock off and leave this site alone, no it's not responsible for the park meets nor did Ralphs Surf Shack crash into the twin towers and as for the grassy knoll well in the words of shaggy "it wasn't me" ....go and peddle your spineless policies elsewhere...
Fuckin funny Anonymous, Kepp up the good work!...KIS...OAO
Also, if you're not wearing at least seven sovereigns you can expect to be thought of as insignificant and are unlikely to gain any respect.
Big Up the park...Keep up the antics people, i expect a full report on sunday night of what went on...KIS...OAO
It is also compulsory to bring other various items such as, 1 cigarette, 1 2litre bottle of Cider preferably White Lighting, 1 pair of Sunglasses and 1 eyebrow piercing. The items that follow are not a necessity but you can bring them if you wish. These are Rockport’s, A Berghaus Coat and some tracksuit bottoms.
Sorry that message was directed to New Boy not Anonymous... sorry for the muddle up
He is foolin u Anonymous, we all know that they meet around 7 and will be there till bout 11 every Friday and Saturday night. If u can brave the cold and the screaming pissed up school girls u are in for an eventful night of anti social behaviour, cider drinking and soverign smoking...Good luck mate...i pity u!...KIS...OAO
Yes it is. The next park meet will be at 2.17pm this coming Sunday. Expect the usual tomfoolery and anti-social behaviour. And remember to bring your catapult.
I am a new person to this computer forum and wish to know whether this is the site which publishes the dates and times of the park 'meets'? Your help would be greatly appreciated.
Still in denial eh? We all know you're a gay dog. The gayest of all dogs. The John Inman of the dog world. A poofy, queer, fruity mutt. A really gay dog.
I get a bit over excited when i see a bit of female hound!!...KIS...OAO
Oi Poodle, calm down, calm down http://www.thedude.org/html/imageDetails307.html
Now , I'm startin up a posse and we'll damn sure make you see , something that offends you may not be offensive to me, You fuckin whores thats all you are...cunty...cunty...cunty...cunt...........................
I like the idea of pirate radio DJs being some kind of outlaw renegades. But fuckin hell, that Freedom lot looked like a right lot of acne scarred geeks. You see lads like that in Games Workshop nowadays, creaming themselves over painted goblin figures
I remember Jon Devey rolling one at that dodgy corner by Christophers. The phone was in quite a state after that...
The old yellow panda cars, madeness they were, i remember them like it was yesturday! never saw anyone answer the phone tho!...KIS...OAO
Still waiting.............
Pizza Boy the service is absolutely appalling, I only enquired about a price and that was around 10am this morning and I’m still waiting. Hurry I’m fucking starving!
Is that when you're gonna 'come out'?
I know, I know now what I never knew before.......I shall be simple and brief, you can react how you want, Insults, curiosity, critisism, it doesnt matter The revolution shall begin, the truth shall be told, the question shall be answered once and for all at exactley 12.00pm on 30th April 2003
Fuckin hell, I saw this black escort van driving past the cat pub today, it was a bit dirty and I think it may of been lowered but I reckon its worth havin, What do you think lads???? Who was driving it? Was it him??? I will have to investigate further, this black excort van
How come you neva see the gino's cars anymore? Those yellow cars with the big phone on the top!? Memories!
I'm sure they would, Gino's used to...
Freedom Radio 102 FM... Now that's a blast from the past. !!!!! Would they advertise my Pizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
hmmmmm an imposter ey? I think the dashes in the name gave it away. Fuckin knobhead, if you are going to impersonate someone at least put in the fuckin effort to make it look plausable. I never went down the spinney anyway, not because it was shit but because the sheer size of some of the jumps made me fill my pants and would never be good enough to jump them, RESPECT TO THE TALENTED RIDERS WHO ONCE ADORNED ITS DIRT STAIRWAYS TO HEAVEN!!!!
what about the resurection of Kick Start and Superstars, now thats a campain to fight for.........................................................
There is a site dedicated to the resurrection of Freedom, but the address escapes me...
On the subject of Pirate radio, I read in the paper the other night that some guy, from the flats above Nobby's, was busted for possessing radio equipment. Could it be that Freedom/Exile radio were planning a comeback?
Dont forget Rockit by Herbie Hancock.......whats all this bollox about locals blinded by the summerhill extension..Express n Star Friday?????????
AAAAaaaahhh!!! freedom FM the good old days, but I prefered "Bring forth the guillotine"....
That was Silver Bullet with 'Twenty Seconds to comply'. It's 8.30 and you're listening Freedom Radio 102 FM...
Hello Folks, Soz for not been around, I've been sooo busssy. Business is doing soooo well. Thanx for the request's from From: Jimmy James Date: 07/04/2003 Time: 10:16 and From: † Lord † Date: 07/04/2003 Time: 09:48 ..... No probs.... look as usual, I've gotta go. Next post will include our latest "special" .. Pizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Personally I prefered Dougie Fresh n Slick Rick, six minutes.....six minutes....six minutes Dougie Fresh yer on.....o-o-on o-o-on.......
wanker pledge ya fokin twit
I am actually suprised that some people can remember back that far, to the days of 'The Rock Steady Crew', the fucking bronx boys were the bollox!
I did. What of it?
Who called for the Rock Steady Crew?
Ill go and play in the hilly brush with my kite shall i?...KIS...OAO
Fock off down the park with ya kite, ya focking gay dog.
dont u like a little bit when it is actually light when u come home from work and u can go out in the sun for a little bit, or maybe u stay in and play on ur playstaion and couldnt give a fuck bout the daylight changing! Wanker, i may also like to add that licking dogs arses is better than lickin ur missuses!PS...Pump Action was never Spinney u dumb fool...OAO
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Yay MBL blue and red teams we kick ass when it comes to acts of gay depravity, whoo-hoo were top of the cocks, were lord of the rings we can pack fudge like no other. Lets all go down the spinney sand pit tonigt and have a pajama party andtalk about how exciting it is to watch all those men in khaki on the telly, jesus ive got a boner.OAO...
May i interject with, "I like my mom to partake in the licking of my arse".
and may I also add that I like to ave my arse licked by Laser Eyes.
may i ad thet i like to lick an dogs arses...KIS...OAO
May I also add that colonel's messages are equally as boring and inacurate under his new pseudonym.
Poodle it aint really that hard to understand, the clock was not changed to coincide with daylight saving so just add an hour and hey presto!!! Well done Ralphy for not changing it, daylight saving is a fucking archaic practice that is no longer needed and only takes place because of our thick fucking ministers.
quality mixxu!
Pizza Boy I want some pizza, please deliver a 12" Ham and Cheese to The Swings, Cot Lane Park, West Midlands. If no answer please go round the back and try the bench. I will deposit the money on delivery.
Hey you the Rock Steady Crew
I cant believe the clock still aint been changed on this site yet Ralphy!! Sort it out, im gettin confused with these messages!
Pizza Boy, how much for a 9" Cheese & Tomato deep pan?
Pizza Boy fully blown teeeeee fucking watttt
fock of you excitable chimps.
Mixxu Patelaainen, What a load of shit that was...OAO
Well, Im pleased to say the reults for the ralphy national were as follows: 1st place, The Poodle 2nd place, Lasereyes, 3rd place pizza boy, 4th place Pump Action Penis. all bets wil be paid out on viewing your winning slip. Many thanx!
Ironically I can assure you she did not.
Trust me, she died in Elmhurst Drive. But although this street is located on the ultra-exclusive High Acres Multiplex Development (featuring the world famous High Acres Wine Cabin), Mrs Henry died in abject poverty, in a windowless shack with no running water, her only warmth proided by her memories of yesteryear. The Irony is, at the same moment in time, her unfunny fuck of a son was giving his best 'sorry, upset look' to BBC cameras as part of the annual Comic Relief event (aka last chance saloon for washed up comedians and V-list soap stars). Even more ironic is the fact that the contents of his wife's fridge would feed the entire African subcontinent for 15 years.
elmhurst drive actually.
I have just come back from winin the national... GO Me!!!
I can assure you she didn't!
she died up elmhurst close ya lyin cont
For those who want a Pizza, "no probs" ... but I've gotta go and deliver a Super Grand Pan to a Mr L Henry.... back shortly. Pizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Bollocks. Lenny's mom died a one-legged lonely old woman at Himley Mill nursing home.
Lenny's Mom doesn't live in the area. She died in her own house bought for her by lenny on the exclusive High Acres development
Hey, Pizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaa boy. I want a pizza, can I have one?
Did I win the National ? Did I .. Did I ?? Sorry folks I've been so busy, everybody wants.. Pizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
There is so much love in this room.
You're right Adolph- my last message was littered with grammatical errors and confused sentence structure. However, if you had just an ounce of a brain and shown the slightest bit of initiative- you may have been able to work out exactly what I was so poorly trying to say... Now off fuck prick you fuckin....
Cheese
What did he smell like?
What did he smell like?
I once stood next to lenny henry in woolworths in kingswinford, he often goes to visit his family, most of whom live in the area.
poodle fuckin smoodle
Goooooooood Mornin tin of spam!!!!!!
fukin gay dog
So who has the bst odds on this race, i wanna know from top to bottom!! Its nice to see how u havnt been slagin meoff too!!!
Yariba Yariba
Im begining to think your right aboutthis colonel twat zozo. Thats a real nice message, "and doing something your awful ginger barnett" you thick fucker. typical that a colonel should be happy for troops to be used as cannon fodder. as for lenny henry he's just an unfunny black bloke with a huge chip on his shoulder still relying on the old "is it cause i'm black routine".
Sorry for no post boyz... I've been verrry verrry busy. Business is booming. Gotta go, Pizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaa
I think Lenny Henry is a sound chap, I wonder whether he’s gay? I hope so.
And when will someone at the BBC tell Lenny Henry to fock off. Okay, he's a Dudley lad, but he was last funny in October 1992. And get a photo of the new Acres Wine Lodge on here.
Ralph, I don't know why you bothered announcing the pub poll results. 800 votes appeared overnight for 'scrattox'. They've got a fairer voting system under Robert Mugabe's regime. Also, I think you should change one of the fast food votes from 'below par' to 'below Parrs', in honour of the food outlet in Brierley Hill - surely the yardstick by which all fast food should be measured?
I would like to place £10,000 on The wildcard Ralphy, Please!
Roll up Roll up... put a quid on me. I'm verrrrry verrrry fast. Opps goota go, someone wants a Pizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Zoso- Get your cock out of Chirac's arsehole, pull the Daily Mirror from your fucking cack pipe and doing something your awful Ginger barnett. You silly fucking copper top.
£5 on myself please!
I will have a tenner on ralphy please!!! Can i also put £20 on Pizza Boy?
Well, betting has been quick, but i would like to announce another entrant, Moon Dog Larry at 12-1, Betting has been closed on Lasereyes, The Poodle, Pump Action Penis and 'Wonkey eye' however you can have a wildcard entry bet on a shock appearance by Ralphy to go through and win at a price of 1000-1.......
I would like to welcome you all to the Ralphy Grand National! The list of runners is as follows, please place your bets at your local betting shop, the race will take place on K'Ford park watched by the local Thugz and started by none other then Scott Meacham. The runners are as follows: Pump Action Penis 15-1 Lasereyes 10-3 The Poodle 5-2 Dr Chin 33-1 Somerfield Security guard running as 'wonkey eye' 100-1 Oahmed 55-1 Main Boys 15-1 Pizza Boy 33-1 † Lord † 25-1 Anonymous 300-1 Place your bets now!!!!
Dr Chin, CHRIS LOACH!!!!! its no good slagging other people off and takin the piss, think that nobody knows its you! we all know its you that why we dont bother taking any notice! Stupid Cont!
who wanted to know about Simon Link....he's the tosser who has that fruit and veg shop on market street
Nobody likes your Pizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas Piza Boy.
Vote "Wunderbar" for or PizzaBar ... nice rhyme ehhhhhh ... Gotta go .... Pizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
addictive as fuck mr chin
please dont vote wunderbar, unless yr a kraut lovin fuck nut.
you might even be bored shitless.......
Check under your helmet.
If you happen to be board shitless with all this war coverage and your sick of the site of saddam, check this out it might take a coupla minutes to load, SO FUKIN SUE ME......http://www.rock103.com/bin.html
Something smells a bit fishy to me!
Poll Results: Should there be a JD Wetherspoon Pub in Kingswinford?
Yes: 175 / 16% No: 69 / 6% Maybe: 17 / 2% Scrattox: 823 / 76% Total votes= 1084
I focking hate Stourport!
So I take it your Aunt's a cunt?
Some of my particular favourites are CUNT which comes out AUNT, FANNY which comes ot DANNY (as in elwell) and FARTS which comes out DARTS(presumeably the poisionous variety). But by far the best of all is "WINE WA MEAL GO".......
the last time someone looked down her top she charged them £12.50! bet it was worth it though
Now make a sentaence out of 'em.
Seeing as most of you are so fond of typing your message SMS style, I was wandering which altenative T9 predictive words you have encountered that bring a smile to your face. For instance: Attempt to type the word 'kiss' at it first offers you 'lips'. Type 'pints', it offers you 'shots' and, probably the best of all, the word 'cock' suggests 'anal'.
It's all eggs bacon beans n a fried slice. But dont quote me on that.
Whereas, I was looking down your top last night, and when I got home I wanked myself silly.
yon u niggas need to get in drews an test a fine pint of straponman..........mmmmmmmmm lovely trust me only £2.30.........bring back pound a pint on a thursday...................................p.s. i was not lookin down ur top last nite............
Anonymous 08:44 it's 'of my chinny, chin, chin' not 'on' piss flap
Chin what do you expect? It's summer!
Not by the hairs on my chinny, chin, chin!
Forget that it's complete bollox. well at least this place as livened up a bit.
http://64.4.16.250/cgi-bin/linkrd?_lang=EN&lah=72b7a0010e74461be9c4447208c7d626&lat=1049445377&hm___action=http%3a%2f%2fhome%2eattbi%2ecom%2f%7eno%2dspam%2fBeer%2eswf go an av a look at this. if it dont work well dont blame me im just a fukin doctor.
thanks for that thought mother terresa.
The problem with Iraq is, they claim that if they blow themselves up with a load of fuckin kids and women around them they will be sent to heaven with virgins or some bollocks like that, Its all a load of shite and propaganda. They think that they will get something for their 'loyalty' to that cunt saddam when all the time he is laughin his ass off at them starving on the streets while he has ten servants wipe his arse and serve himm fine foods! I hope they give him a slow painful death!
Hey Poodle! You are brilliant. Everything you say is so inspiring and sensible. Please say some more good stuff. And will you fuck me cause I know you are bent. Please shag me up the arse bent boy. I love you Poodle xxxxxxxxxxx
thanks for admitting defeat
Must say, our Pizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaa - are spot on... come and try em .... Pizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Te wankhat impersonate me fuck off, i know i am a central figure but dont try and make urself look the cock with shi unoriginal impersonations...T Fuckin Wat... it aint gonna work, u are shit at impersonatin anyway... i dont use 'r' for a start, nice to see u got the three dots right this time tho... better luck next time... and Zoso if u are soo brilliant at being mr right and knowing everything about the war why dont u fuck off to ITV or BBC cus to be honest i dont think we give a fuck what u think... Th Blamer, i know who u are... u dont fool me...wanker...OAO
If you ask me i'd say Poodle was the cunt.
I show my support for the troops by wanting them safely back home. you show your support for them by wanting them to carry on dying for America. Who's the cunt?
i love turkys
Come on England
but syaing that, i would of like to of seeen turky win. they r a muslm country afteral and it would be nice to se them get one up...KIS...OAO
I did not joke, it was someone tryin to be me agen, u know how it is...madness...KIS...OAO
So Pizza Boy, what do you reckon to those new Pizzas?
So Pizza Boy, what do you keckon to those new Pizzas?
Wind em back noshbags. Oz is purely for the secondary exodus division of mains who don't even watch England matches. Lost spleens and original Mains live and die in K'ford.
Dave, who the fock are you talking to?
Spleen yaselves throbdogs
Banish zoso from this country. Lets get the sun newspaper involved, Really show him up
Zoso are you a muslim radical,You are disgrace to queen and country. If you do not agree with the war,At least back the troops who are dying in vain
Are you fucking real zoso,Just fuck off to iraq you backstabbing yellow bellied shit out chicken. Get out of this country cunt you do not deserve to be here, Your as bad that cunt with the hook in london. Everybody should send zoso a white feather! Fuckin thick wanker!
Grrrrrr ROONEY! Pardon my French, but you're an asshole.
Rooney is the fuckin man, what a debut. Poodle you trecherous twat how dare you even joke about those turkish cunts, theyre even worse than the frog bastards and thats goin some. That fuckin planet of the apes goal keeper had a blinder but when the lads finally woke up in the second half it was hammer time. thank fuck theres some real traffic tday and not just boring colonel tales. Big up tha Oz massif ya lucky fuck nudgers, its cuntin freezin here.
Real Mains keeping it together in Kford V
So colonel are you in seventh heaven now, Europe is completely split, the united nations now means absolutely fuck all, muslims are outraged, terrorism threats have gone though the roof, our boys/girls are been killed whilst their own army fails to feed them. I think it's wonderful how youve got rigt behind all tis you patriotic little monkey you.
throbbers
iTS FOCKING HOT OVER HERE oz main boys
Yes Poodle, thank you very much for informing us of the score I’m sure everyone was delighted to know. Although I thought it was the job of the ‘Informer’ to notify us of activities.
2-0,
Fuck you Turkey... Enggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggland xx
Come on Turkey!!!...KIS...OAO...
Nanker, you little perisher, have you been boning the bin lady? I know how you love my little tales of the grubby flanged broom warrior, but I hear some Ginger cretin with a broken cock recently tried to press her up against the shop frontage of Boots and squeeze her chip-fat stained boobs. You little toad you.
I always knew trilby loved to feel paki’s
fuck an asylum seeker hotel that would realy reck k'ford sos mate but if this isthe truth you speak of being a paki i feel for you. But seen as there is so much crap flying around this site i very much doubt it KIS...KIS...O.A.O
loada bollox as usual, it aint gona be a fukin mosque thats for sure . theres only about a 5% populous of paki's in k'ford. they may just be buildin some more houses you know. Naah that could never hapen could it, that wouldnt whip te board into a rascist frenzy would it.
an arse invasion, i dunno bout that, i spose u could have one sorted if u get in contact with the right ppl, i really dont have a clue... Phone Direct inquiries see if they can help u out.. and that asylum seeker plac will be knocked down before it s built... why the fuck are they spoiling our town?
It's not going to be a Youthclub or a Mosque. It's going to be Aslyum Seeker hostel. No Joke ..!!! Dudley Council under instruction from the Government, has got to increase "their intake" ... Honest ... Pizzaaaaaaaaaaa
I'll burn it down, NO joke!!! Councils instructions to me!
It's not going to be a Youthclub or a Mosque. It's going to be Aslyum Seeker hostel. No Joke ..!!! Dudley Council under instruction from the Government, has got to increase "their intake" ... Honest ... Pizzaaaaaaaaaaa
What about an arse invasion?
The gay Mutt is still here! Why didnt i ever get a youth club to goto when i was younger!! u younger generations have it all... a police invasion, yeah its whe u used to get a riot van come over and invade where u were then Sgt would come ver and offer everyone out for a fight!...KIS...OAO
Rumour has it its goin to be a mosque i hope to god fucking not we would most probably have the yanks bombing us
A youth club.
Pizzzzza- Sorry Boyz I'm been chased by a horny housewife.zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
hi, does any 1 know whats bein built opposite the tesco in moss grove?
Police invasions?
Oh, there he is. Ya focking gay mut.
Where's that bent dog today?
hi any one on here
Infact afetr havin read Nanker Phelge's piecei have decided that the 'park' is the plac to be... keep it up people... i want to her bout al the fights, police invasions, what so and so did when they were wrecked and all the usual park gossip!! I hope to hear from u all soon!...KIS..OAO
Yes, I agree pizza boy really does suck
pizza boy sucks dick TWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
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ahhh, bollocks.
Ahh the good old days at the local park with a bottle of white lightning in the left hand and a Lambert and scuttler in the right whilst dribbling over the dirtiest little bitch on the park who every week comes over at precisely 10 o'clock and tells you its your turn. In the mist of the beer goggles she’s mint until you realise you are the 15th person to have her tonight.
So you never got pissed over the park then poodle or over the banks or behind the shops or wherever the fuck. Everyone has to start somewhere and I for one am extremely glad that the "k'ford crew" do their drinking over kford park and therefore dont sully our bars with their shaven headed hooded top wearin geekiness. Imagine goin down ya local and it's full of young glue-baggers dancin away to the cheeky girls whilst tryin to talk like the ghetto-nogs. They'll be stuck to the juke box with their chains that dangle craply from their McHammer stay creased slacks while filthy puss drips from their backstreat piercings. Keep the kids in the park, while they are terrorising defenceless old folks at least we can have a few sherberts in peace.
"CHOCO-LATE"
the goonies wot a class film! "HEY U GUYS!
And don't get raising your pierced/shaved eyebrow at me, you little dog harted mold warp.
Re ‘k’ford cUrFew’, precisely you should give a fuck. They should come down hard on you lot; you ought to have to have a curfew for 9:00pm perhaps even earlier. I fail to see why there is a motive for you to cause so much disruption and pandemonium for people it’s just not worth it. You gain fuck all from it apart from the nickname ‘twat’ which people begin to call you.
I went past the park the other day, it was full of shitty little pricks with shaved eye brows and earings, they were acting hard and the usual shit, They are just a bunch of wankers
Poodle, I think it's time for your medication. Where do you go to see "... loads of fit birds al dessin up..."? Is it all in you mind, or do you peer into C&A dressing rooms? Probably the latter. I can just see you now, perched on that kids chair dressed in your BMX top, dirt little cock in hand, drool down your face. You make me weep...
Why are we sad, we go in pub/bars and drink leagally kid... in the warm with loads of fit birds al dessin up dancin... and ur sittin o the park in the cold wet rain! i can see it up to year 9 maybe 10 but any older is a no no... a Crew... fuckn funny man. tell em another thing why are we sad? what do we do which is sad u lot are just little kids! anyway Pump Action top stuff theremate... lets hope we get more of the same.
Weyhey BOOM BOOM! Basil Brush, what a fucknin character!!! I like the way Mr Anonymous went with it there, well done
Cus he can't find his way.
And another thing I have just thought of, Am i right in thinking there's an opticians opposite the Somerfield? How come you neva see the wonkey eye'd wonder goin in for some practical advice on how to hide that fucked up eye of his!?...KIS...OAO
why shud the kford crew get lost, they dont give kford the bad name, sad losers like u lot do!
Ive heard that due to the poor eye sight of our "Protector of the peace" within the Somerfield establishment, he found the place on fire but instead ran over the road by mistake and sprayed the sports shop with 20 gallons of water before stopping to get more help! Madness!!...KIS...OAO
Yeah Man!!!!... Nice message colonel and trilby...where has Pump action gone i miss the wanker!!!!
That must have been funny for the customer help lady Beatrice i always see her licking her lips as he endeavours to shut his left eye with so much effort his right eye shudders Laser Eyes keep up the good work nice to see someone keeping this place in stitches kis...kis...O.A.O ! ! !
more boring wonkey eyed tales from the boring colonel. Dont forget the bin lady it's been at least a week since you told that story for the umpteenth time, you boring twat.
You guys....
The wonky eyed security guard wasn't in there because he was outside trying to burn the bastard. Rumour has it he's fallen out with the big titted 40year old behind the meat counter. She caught him shaking a pepper pot down by his midrif- in the condiments aisle. She subsequently thought he was wanking over the English Mustard and went straight to head office. He's sick of this fucking victimisation. Too right!! The pepper pot turned out to be faulty. Poor wonky eyed bastard.
Funny Lasr Eyes funny man... and the 'kford crew' fuck off u bunch of little vandalizing schol kids u give kford a bad name...get the fuck...KIS...OAO
unfortunately the wonkey eyed security guard wasnt in there.
madness, pure madness. Anyone know wot happended to somerfield on sunday nite, rumour has it sum fucker set it on fire???
Asking someone's age is as about as personal as one gets.
I'm 27
how old are you? sorry not to be to personal
I never said I hated or disliked any of you lot, to be honest I don't care!
the people that go down the park! why do u hate them so much
who is this so called K'ford Crew you talk of?
if u wanna talk, why do u lot hate the kford crew so much
If you are what? gay?
hi,any one on here?say summat to me if u are!
Dodgy as in shoddy brass pipe work, the soldering looks like pigeon shit. His turban must have slipped over his eyes whilst in the process of doing it
Installed by an indian of course, saw him doin bout a month ago... i must say i like the new colour theme in there tho!!!...KIS...OAO
Dodgy in what way? As in 'installed by an indian', or as in 'off the back of a lorry'?
Has anyone detected the iffy installation of heaters outside Drews? They have been there quite a while now but on Sunday I was peering at them and realised how fucking dodgy they are.
does anyone here know a simon Link?
'It' u saft cunt!
'KKHS' Keep Kingswinford High Street.
Keep what street?
Switzerland started off strong but when it came to half time they began to faulter, this was the downfall of them and we ended comin out victorious... 2-0...Keep It Street...Over And Out
I took my mrs to the doctors coz I wasnt sure if she had alzheimers or aids, he said drop her off ten miles from home and if she finds her way back Dont fuck her. BADABING..
Who won, Switerland?
Yes, we won 4-0. We're now going to invade Switzerland for a laugh...
Has the war on iraq already started?
No, you’re forgetting again. It was your boyfriend who was coming to see you; he is two-timing you with that Toxic Trilby. I acquired the information from a very good social contact. Sorry Trilby but I thought it was best let out in the open so everyone knows.
Well I bet the colonel and rusty can hardly contain their exitement now that the yanks have shot the shit out of a bus-load of women and kids, they also managed to crash another chopper full of troops yesterday. It's just one success after another isn't it boys. Yeah baby keep that war machine rollin. When was it you said we were all going to be jumping on this victory bandwagon again colonel??????????????????????ei-ei-o...PISS...PMT...STD...Fuckin cockwads......
Jerry the Berry good spot but it's Brian Potter not Brain.
Sorry about the break but Ive been away for a while, anyway, this a comeback gig. For this I will de wearing a few black wigs, plenty of balck make up and lippy, with the faboulous dresses to become Diana Ross and The Supremes singing STOP! In the name of love!.....A one a two a one two three four.....Stop! In the name of love Before you break my heart Stop! In the name of love Before you break my heart Think it over Think it over Baby, baby I'm aware of where you go Each time you leave my door I watch you walk down the street Knowing your other love you'll meet But this time before you run to her Leaving me alone and hurt (Think it over) After I been good to you...... Think it over) After I been sweet to you....
These gay fetishes make me shudder!!!
oh yeah that was it, I remember i was disappointed cuz you wouldnt do it for me! You had to go and see you boyfriend that your two timing with me!!!!
I remember you were going to stick your thumb up your arse.
Ok ok ok, here we go, ok I'm ready, I'm fuckin up for it, I'm ready, Eye of the tiger baby, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna go for it, I'm gonna win and I'm gonna do it for sure!............What the fuck was I going to do? Oh bollocks!
Im not a Cock... im not a cock... im not a cock...KIS...OAO...(this is the real me)
Do you take speach therapy?
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Hey Pizza Boy, have you got anything else to say?
I'm a cock. I'm a cock. I'm a cock...KIS...OAO...(notice the three dots? It must be the real me)
15:52, not me at all... u need to realize that there id only tree dots u thick cunt...KIS...OAO...(notice the three dots)
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In a fair society it would be unfair to put DJs Pantry up against Kings Fish Bar. Their opening hours only overlap slightly, whuch means on a Satuday, the good people pf Kingswinford can eat grease all day! Result: dead heat.
Zoso. I think we'll agree to differ on this one. You're getting rather tiresome. I suppose thats what comes of being Ginger AND French.
Les Alanos is a back up band for Brain potter and his phoenix club
Yes, throughout the summer months, Kingswinford is rife with young ladies wearing nothing but bikinis.
Gentlemen, summer is upon us, its time for all the fit bitches in K'Ford to shave the minges and get rid of that hibernation coat of fur so they can wear the low slung trousers and bikinis yet you always get the stray whisker popping out the side! Weyhey! KIS...OAO
we usd to be but affter wat i herd yestrday im not so sure. in fact i think ur a cunt........KIS........OAO
poodle an me are like brothers in arms you tossers must think we were born yesterday wankers M.B.L FOREVER
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† Lord † - Things might start popping out...Realize and Recognise
Touched a nerve has he? or you're penis?
Fuckin Twat... as i sed i am one and one person only, u seem to be two or just someone hiding... now who is the prick?... You
...Toxic Trilby my fuckin atrse... wanker
Les Alonos, who the fuck do u think u are, i have never seen u on here so u are either new or 'hiding' and as for me been toxic trilby i dont think so... Does my way of writin really match the way that he writes... i think not... fuck off and dont comment to me agen... get ur fact right...OAO
And poodle, quit with the pretending to be other people on this site eg: t/trilby it's gettin tiresome and we can all see straight through ya. agreed on the colonel point, he is a boring prick isnt he.
I mean, who comes up with the idea to open a restaurant and stock it with crappy food served by employees who can be generously described as lobotomised, autistic, teenagers who speak English as a third language when they’re not too busy popping Ritalin because they’ve all got some disorder, probably from sniffing gasoline during breaks? If I had a business, I’d want to have normal beings from right here on Earth working there, but apparently McDonalds, Burger King, Pizza Hut etc, all use a temp agency that hires only on Planet Dumbfuck. Are the milk shakes made with real milk? 'I’ll have to ask my manager.' Can I substitute onion rings for French fries on that? 'I’ll have to ask my manager.' Can I come behind the counter, grab that spatula, and smack you repeatedly in the testicles with it? 'I’ll have to ask my manager.' Who the fuck is the manager, and if he can answer all those questions, how come he can’t hire anyone with more intelligence than a urinal cake? I mean, these people are fucking stooped. It’s not like they have a lot of job skills to master.
Yet again the colonel proves what a retard he really is, and a boring retard at that. So now it's become patriotic to watch our blokes die on the telly every night mmmmm!!!! real logical thinking, you must have put the Great into Great Britain with such a show of patriotism, you thick prick. I however believe it is slightly more patriotic not to want any more British troops to die in an american war which is driven purely by money. Money is behind every single manouver that your friends over the pond carry out, try and use a little modicum of intellect next time you visit this site with your boring ill informed childish postings.
McDonalds vs DJ's Pantry vs the NEW pizza place vs KINGS chippy? Come on?
As there's only a McDonalds locally, that's hardly relevant to Kingswinford. Do you see?
I see we may have another poll on our hands! Burger King vs McDonalds vs KFC vs Pizza Hut, who will win?
and i must add some laim fucker wanted to be me again yesterday poodle we must threat war on these mother fuckers me and you both have unwanted friends.........
i see your point even the white people are called raj or ali as if we dont know they have fucked the badges up again oh an i said no gurkins on that you fat little fucker!!!!!!
Ref. naming fast food workers: In the Kingswinford branch of McDonalds all the blokes are called either Wayne or Daz. The girls are normally called Claire. Workers from local fast food outlets outside of Kingswinford are called Raj or Serena.
Soz poodle! KIS...OAO haha safe man from (The disgruntled customer) wink wink nudge nudge
My Run has ended!! Oh Well...KIS...OAO
Lets name these grotty little spotty fuckers who work in the fast food chains that the "bad boys" love so much, lets name these greasy little grot bags who are being paid to handle our food while in the prime of their masturbating years! come on lets name those who work in McDonalds, Burger King, Pizza Hut, KFC and shout in one voice, NOT IN OUR NAME!!!!!............. fuck this I'm goin for a shit!
I cannot believe they have opened yet another pointless shop in place of the old ‘Fothers’.
im sill ere
Where is everyone?
In a bit lads.... In a bit
And he makes it five!!!
4 in a row...Go Me... P.A.R.T.Y... Yeah Man...KIS...OAO
So, i ask the question agen, what does eveybody think bout the new bench opposite Bradford and Bingley? Its the new generation of benches... u see its a plastic one witha wood effect...Top Draw i swear! However, i noticed the other day it had been vandalised!...OAO
I am goin to continue writing shit before u say anythin
I had a walk through Maccies the other day and to my horror i noticed that there was a Gurkin on the floor, i was like... oh my god not a Gurkin!! Someone had thrown a Ghurkin away!! Why does everybody hate them so much???
And when you're not loitering on the car park, you sit in front of your computer screen and insist on sharing your thoughts on this site, when nobody gives a fock.
They put gurkins on the burgers so dense people like yourself slip on them after you have drunk you’re 2 litres of cider. Judging by your lack of intelligence I wouldn’t hesitate to say ‘why do you ask such stupid questions’? Also I would like to add you don’t actually have to go inside McDonald’s to get onto the car park because it is already outside. Honest.
Why do cocks, like yourself, flock to McDonalds at every oppurtinity, usually in Vauxhall Novas?
y dot hey put gukins on their burgers? u go into a mc donalds and all round the carpark there are shite loads of bastard gurkins! they are as slippy as fuck aswell
The Wink- Its nice to see u have fucked off from the site, dont come back
NOBODY LIKES THE FUCKIN GURKINS!!!!!!!!
Yeah hi can i have one of the burgers that you dropped on the floor, not too much spit this time and when the fat bitch at the frier rubs her minge with my fries can she not forget the salt please, it makes them a bit dry and when the spotty 17 year old virgin in the back whacks off into my milkshake dont forget to give me a straw! For fucks sake! this happens again, Im off to KFC!
we are evil, we are evil, we are evil
Nick Rack stinks of Piss
It wasn't 10 in the morning at all it was 9:54! Tosser
And what's your excuse for not closing your brackets?
Piss it gay dog.
technicly u didnt hear him cus it was a msg! but i understand u get confused easily, dont worry, ure brain will develop bigger than a frozon pea some day! probably to the size of a sprout, yes, a big mushy smelly sprout! (and yes i know my spelling is shite, but it is 10 in the mornin! focks sake
Ralph I know you have a hectic schedule but remember the clocks need to be put forward
MBL i hear u say!
any MBL there at the mo??
Fuck the war - smoke the draw
madness on the board, shme itall boin, the lot of ya aint got a clue on thi war, leave it top the ppl who know... I as pisin at the Maccies bit tho...KIS...OAO
What do you expect if you go to Macdonalds? I always find that McDonalds is far better...
Customer: Can I have a Big Mac please? Scroat: Do you want a drink with that? Customer: No thank you. Scroat: You can have a big mac meal for extra 30p. Customer: No thank you I just want a Big Mac. Scroat: Any fries with that? Customer: For fucks sake, I just want a fucking Big Mac. Scroat: Do you want any sauces? Customer: No Thank you. Scroat: So that was a hamburger on its own? Customer: No, I said I wanted a Big Mac? Scroat: One Big Mac? Customer: Yes. Scroat: Eat in or take out? Customer: I'm in my pissing car.. Scroat: Drive to the next window please............................. Scroat 2 (window 2): There you go sir, a Chicken McSandwich meal, Enjoy your meal....
Zoso- Even if you were against the war beforehand, the troops are in now. The least anyone can do now is show a little a bit of patriotism and give the lads our support. But you wouldn't understand that would you? French Ginger tosser.
For fucks sake! I WANT TWO McCHICKEN SANDWICHES, TWO PLLLAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNNN BURGERS, A SUPERSIZE FRIES AND A SUPERSIZE COKE WITH NO FUCKIN ICE YOU THICK LITTLE GREESY CUNT! AND WASH YOUR FUCKIN HANDS TOO!
yes
Havent been for a drink round k'ford for ages any fit new bar maids about?
I'm so tough! Look, I go under a pseudonym.
If he's not stopped, we all die? What papers have you been reading? When has Saddam ecver posed a threat to the UK? Our goverment has tried to find a link between Iraq and Al Qaeda, but have yet to provide any evidence of an affiliation. Saying that, I do enjoy watching the war on TV, cock in left hand, right hand frigging my dead dog off... Is that better? Now I'm not quite so anonymous, does it make me lany ess of a 'fucking pussy'?
to be quite honest i have heard of some tossers in my time but you take the piss like i quoted last week your one of these unnamed tossers who is too scared to even put a fake name fucking pussy O.A.O
to be quite honest i have heard of some tossers in my time but you take the piss like i quoted last week your one of these unnamed tossers who is too scared to even put a fake name fucking pussy O.A.O
If he's not stopped, we all die? What papers have you been reading? When has Saddam ecver posed a threat to the UK? Our goverment has tried to find a link between Iraq and Al Qaeda, but have yet to provide any evidence of an affiliation. Saying that, I do enjoy watching the war on TV, cock in left hand, right hand frigging my dead dog off...
zoso i understand where you are coming from but the Americans are thick as fuck there goner need all the help they can get. See you got the pussies who are like you and the men who are willing to wipe these Iraqi fuckers off the face of this earth these tossers have weapons of mass destruction you thick cunt if he is not stopped we all die I say lads on the front line keep up the good work but I do agree on the childish talk this is not a joke kids I repeat not a joke O.A.O
Ahh, nobody's fault...
So Colon n rusty you lovin this war then are ya, now weve got troops on the front line who aint eaten for 5 days. It's really going well isn't it . you thick fuckers our poor boys are dying coz of thick yank lack of planning and yet you still support this. I say get our lads home n leave the yanks to kill more innocent civilians, sorry I mean liberate Iraq. War is wrong and you cunts think it's great coz when you get back from a hard days schooling you can put BBC1 on and watch the great media circus rolling into town, yeah baby death in ya front room I bet your playstations are redundant now. I wish I could get all my opinions from the Sun newspaper too You thick fucking bastards.
Colonel go away you borin knob. You dirty this board.
The Kford park lot deserve a lot of respect. Their spillage of fag ends, beer cans and lolly pop sticks is keeping some old cunt with a sweeping brush in paid employment. Big up to the Gangs!!!
I'm back... Now I'm gone.
Hey. Spunk on my tits!
You're an ill-educared fool, but not a twat.
I thougut i was a twat too? even so I think SMFC is the biggest twat of the twats
You clearly have a fixation with Me.. look in the mirror you fool.
Throughout the years we've had numerous twats contribute to this board (Ed Elgar, Ben Williams, Memnoch to name but a few), but you SMFC, yam an absolute prick.
it would also be "you're".
That would be "too easy".
Put your hand against the screen!
Kid - I'm not even going to bother with ya.. I just can't be arsed, your just to easy.
Put your hand against the screen!
I love you Sonny Crockett.
I think what you meant to say was: "Are you a fucking English techer or summat? You smug knob, I'll have you good and proper Crockett." Wind it!
Cunt. That's what you am. A focking cunt. Probably gay aswell. Yeah, that's it. A gay, Scott Meacham loving, cunt.
Anonymous 11.10 - You a fucking English Teacher or summit - you smug Knob. I'll have you good and proper sonny.
Nice use of the apostrophe again. Keep it up Scot, ya focking prick.
Total twat's the Bloody lot of Ya...!!!
you lots stay on here talking bout crap, then some of u have the nerve to cum on to the forum and say that we ar sad and pathetic losers who nees to get a life, well take a luk in the mirror,the kford lot that go down the park,we am all safe, betta than u lot,and we have conversations that have a meaning! so wise up man and start getting some conversation points of the forum maybe then you wont all be sad little pricks with no life who stay on the message board talking about pointless stupid things
Oi! You ay lost!
Hey Mark! ,you reckon you will be able to get us 2 cans of stella from the offi tonight? I core get served and i need some beer in me!
yes its friday and i am bout tot out before u ask... but what i was thinkin is why does the wink does bout shit which i dont care bout and why the fuck are u think in u are the darn onre!! can u tell me that! i totally agrtee with Rusty, keep it up son...KIS...OAO
ooh ooh its friday lets go on the piss and get lagered OI OI SAVELOY!!
messasge @ 13.16 - use ur own fucking name u cocksucking bstard, im sick of people using my fucking name on this bstard board. just fuck off.
You can fuck off too Bob Bold- another French Ginger Twat. Fuck off to Nantes and take your fucking economic sanctions with yer. The next thing you'll be wanting is to give the IRA a democtaric voice in Parliament. French Ginger Tosser.
fuck off
Oh also zoso learn to fucking spell and use english grammar properly you thick wanker!
Do you think they bomb civilans on purpose hmmmmm i don't thinks so,Economic sanctions have been tried for last 12 years they clearly do not work with this evil regime! As for zoso fuck off to france you yellow bellied faggot! This war is about freeing the people of iraq and the world of a evil regime that constantly lies! Your a fucking disgrace to your country,God save the queen
I want to be close to you. I want hold my body next to yours. I want to feel your breath on my cheek.
The Wink- Get the fuck off this site i can see that u are a lil kids- or are u someone a lot closer to me?
MORE GENIUS FROM LIAM GALLAGHER, RANTING ABOUT COLDPLAY: "When Coldplay did this gig they banged on about the war, that's wrong. Chris Martin shouldn't be using this cause to bang on about his own views on the war. If him and his gawky bird want to go banging on about the war they can do it at their own gigs. "That lot are just a bunch of knobhead students - Chris Martin looks like a geography teacher. What's all that with writing messages about Free Trade on his hand when he's playing. If he wants to write things down I'll give him a pen and a pad of paper. Bunch of students. "These gigs are about kids who have got cancer, they've got to fight a war every day of their lives. That's what we're all here doing this for."
Rusty Nail - economic sanctions is the best option, not carpet bombing of innocent civillians. And when this colonel cont reaches the genious level of Captain Lazonby-Threp, then I might laff. So far it's unfunny shit
grow needs to get me a break cable. i will be ridin a dragonfly in the near future.
Poodle, I have to disagree with you their sonny. I think Steve and Ken do are rather splendid job on the old mane and whiskers. Whereas the last time I permitted Joshua to prune my hair I came out with one less component of my ear. Never again I tell you, he would have been better off using a fucking hedge trimmer fucking traitorous little toe-rag
Hmmm, its all very quiant, arnt they funny these small town locals look at them, there funny cus there different!
Bloody hell! i was walkin down kford high street tonight and i saw hat can olnt be described as a... chip on the floor... what is the village commin to?...KIS...OAO
Shame they cant send scott mecham to AL Queda camp treat the bastard like shit like he deserves id love to lay the bastard flat out with my right hand anyone else on the message board hate the cunt squeaky bastard
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Suck my cock Nanker
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You probably haven't got a cock either. Dickless, French, Ginger, twat.
Zoso, if you disapprove so strongly against the war, it would do us all a big favour if you fucked off. Go on... Fuck off. Your rantings sound rather French.. Go on- fuck off back to France. You're probably fucking ginger as well. Go, you French Ginger prick... fuck off..
Nanker,thats the wong Josh, twat, get ur facts right... and if u ask me Josh is better than the rest of em at cutin hair, at least he cuts it how i want it!
What, a boring twat?
Thank fuck the colon has gne away what a boring twat, oh and as for you josh you cut hair with all the ability of a barbary ape.
Big up Colonel.. good work mate, keep up the amusing stories! The Wink- I couldnt agree more, in my dy the mini spinney was up Dingle, where is the one ur on bout? Yeh Josh piss it! TheMirror, i used to buy that but now im not gonna bother, u must not give money to A Rab lovin cunts like him! The Iraqi's will haveto fend for hemselves- They wouldnt help us... I agree with Rusty here...Trilby u were right i did come on, i have had a hard day at work buit im back and ready for action...I say people, anyone up for game of chess?...KIS...OAO
oooohhh!!!! fuck me thats the spirit son, both barrels. KIS...OAO...
Rusty Nail, tell me are you a retard or is it just a pretence.Askhow to rid the world of a tyrant without bombing the shit out of a country full of innocents, have you hard of "Hearts and Minds" it's a campain that worked remarkably well in Malaysia. You talk of people jumping on a victory band wagon, do you think this so called war is a sucsess????? The fucking yanks who yu regard so highly have killed more of the coalition forces than Iraq have. Have you ever been to Germany and seen what theve accomplished since the 2 World Wars?????? Maybe if we hadn't "won" the war we would be financially able to support the British workforce in he manner it deserves and the country wouldn't be overun with immigrants. Do you believe everything the television tels you????? the yanks have got a funny way of trying to stop an evil rgime by blowing the fuck out of a market place full of traders. Next time you come on here for an ill informed rant, try doing your homework first. And finally one last question for you,,,,Are you still having dirty sex with your slag mother ya thick inbred twat.
afternoon locals of the message board nothing unusual happening today exept that the king poodle hasent left his daily sent im shure he will soon be on to put you all in order !
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There’s a victory wagon? Oh yes tell me more
So zoso how the fuck do get rid of a tyrant with out using military action. The fucking mirror is a disgrace you watch when this war is won they will be soon jumping on the victory bandwagon! Anyway zoso how the fuck should rid of him by blowing kissing to him you faggot! and stop being fuckin anti american you cunt cos if was not for them we would all be speaking german by now. Also don't you watch the news america clearly states that they do not want to blow the whole of iraq of the planet they just want to get rid of the evil regime which is killing their own people.Like hitler my arse!!
Point taken, but Saddam also claimed that he no longer posessed any Scud Missiles. All of which has fock all to do with Kingswinford and doesn't effect any of our lives in anyway. So, back to the real issues: Has anybody tried a pizza from that new place? Abd, has anybody had a cheque cashed at the place that has opened above F'Him?
A weapon of mass destruction has to be either nuclear, biological or chemical. A scud missile is conventional.
