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NANKER YOU A CUNT PLAIN AND SIMPLE, you type a load of bullshit that nobody cares about and then wait before posting another message praising yourself, you sad fuckwit. Cave drawings are not pornography, They are classed as historical artifiacts depicting mans first understanding of biology so dont try to lecture people with your fucking unintelligent ramblings and inane attempts to outwit people because it doesnt wash.
Pretty Intelligent Girl?
slagpit
u fuckers r sheep fuckers and granny fuckers u love to ride raindeer up the ringgo!!!!!! Fuck yas all!!!
can someone tell me where all these single fit blokes gather? u must let me know i am a single pig
suck it.just suck it.
yea eva get the feeling evryone says that?
harborne smells
Nice to see ya keepin busy grove http://www.foundus.com/jani/gnomes/gnofoes.htm#GOBLINS
well said Nanker.
Keep it bastud kford
You obviously have not got the slightest inkling to my identity if your trying to give me lessons in pornography. Your waffling Fruity Hemmings monologue holds no weight whatsoever, for starters he was allegedly a Lord (say no more) and before you begin with the history lessons let me assure you that I do know a modicum of pornographic history and it certainly pre-dates some fokin dirty old Lord who once bummed his butler while his maid took photos. Porn can be traced back to the dawning of man and many explicit inscriptions have been found dating back to Neanderthal times. I'll guess it was some time before your Gaylord Hemmings had cracked one of over Jeeves face that Samuel Pepys picked up a copy of an early erotic novel L'Ecole des Filles and played the blue vein piccolo. Don’t come on here trying to lecture the people of the board when you can’t even be arsed creating an original name for yaself. YA DIRTY FUDGE NUDGING CACK PIPE COSMONAUT.
Anonymous is a cunt and so is Taz.
Writing a whole paragraph is a bit excessive. I think you are trying to cover up the fact you are a total bender.
THERE'S ONLY ONE CAPTAIN ON THIS SITE - SO PISS IT!
If your gay, why do u love to do it with ur sister?
Hello chaps, good to see The Poodle is still walkin round of his leash, Lasereyes is back too but, Moon Dog, Im not quite sure we've met old boy. Anyway, To todays business, So many homosexual insults flying round, Has anyone ever enlightened you to the fact that those who throw around such insults are usually homosexual themselves and are mearly trying to cover up the fact by overdoing the HOMO fight brigade business. TUTTUT Nanker, You trying to tell us you enjoy the taste of the walnut?.....KIS...OAO. PS Dont try the name shit, Im aware the name fruity hemmings may seem gay but if ya look in the history books, which Im thinking you dont do very often, You will know that fruity hemmings was infact a lord who had sex with thousands of women and dabbled in the very first pornographic movies, I thank you!!!!
re: msg@17:52 charles - Hows about suck my dick you ass fucking gay cunt. try - imgayandlovetofuckmysister.com, thats more your scene.
Im sure the KIS...OAO Team will agree, with a gay name like that u would have to be.
KIS...OAO
Cheer up moon!
Hey everyone!
I'm trapped in my own body and I hate my life.
Life is a consatnt grind and people are evil
Have a good day guys!
suck my black cock
Fucking gypsie bastards
hello dearest
boooooooooo.......i am the ghost of christmas past.......give me your christmas presents or i'll kill you!
brendy is a big bastard! and is gonna kill george bush and take his job........he's gonna kill the queen too!
ireland rules!
arrrr me maties i'm gonna burn your villages and ravage your women..........and your horses......arrrrrrr
signed Conor McAloran
i'm gonna grab all you bastards by the bollox!
and eat your children
Charles... What can i say?...Wanker...KIS...OAO
Money-grabbing furry focker
I fuckin hate that cont Pudsey Bear
Children in Need? - He wore there when I needed 15p for the bus back from Brierley Hill Swimming Baths when i was 10.
I got legged by a load of gypsies because of that one-eyed fluffy fuck
Wogan lickin bastard
whats all this about some EWK cumin on laser Eyes? fokin gaylords.
charles is gay
This ain't no nerd exchange, ya twats. Fock off to imavirgincomputercunt.com with all your geek questions.
Keep it kford neggas
get EWK to send u Nero when he comes on Laser Eyes!!...KIS...OAO
The Poodle is still about Laser Eyes!! more dangerous and viscous than ever, watch out!!...KIS...OAO
KIS Hemmings and Moon dog Larry, anyone seen that Poodle lately, i knew i should have locked his kennel
Anyone know any sites to download free cd burners????? KIS...OAO
nig nogs eye on fire in the niiiiiight!
taz is a total greasball cunt
C, fruity hommo: Colon Spunk Goditsard Crawler, taint thar-ard to figure, is it nigger.
wind ya neck in ya gay spleen
Jump aboard and ride my boat, you can suck Captains Stabbins meaty cock.
Keep it Street ya ficko
Don't you think, when signing off a message, which is meant for another male, it's a little homosexual to put 'kis' at the end?
yow 'emmings' who am ya? kis...oao
Laser Eyes, Good to see you old chum. These MainBoy scallywags seem to of jumped ship and left us to the main brace old boy! There are still some prepubescent arseholes about but we handle them well enough!
Guess Who... msg @12:53, would that be Mr Love you are on bout?????
Whats happened to rusty and colonel. And the main boy scum. KIS...OAO
I honestly dow fink he is, I fink YOU ARE!, You should wear a pair of knickers on ya head cuz you act like a cunt
Should have guessed that Hemmings cunt is a member of the KIS group of pricks. His inane, un-funny ramblings are a real give away. Imagine a night down the pub with this bunch. I'd sooner die of flob.
Fuck off.
Hmmmmmmm, Im seeing the best users of the board are returning, no doubt this message will start the usual stuff, blabbing on about how they are crap, BUT THEY AINT GAY!. Anyway, I'm off for a large scotch egg and biscuits. Good day to you gentlemen.......ps, Lasereyes has returned to inject life into the board! KIS...OAO
Currently International Manager for Barclaycard. Enjoyable job which involves me selling to European companys. Get to travel with work which is a bonus.
Previous job worked for Egg as a Commercial Manager.
Surprising as it was Hereford United did`nt offer me a football contract after school. However made up for it in July when I played in a charity game on the Nou Camp Barcelona.
Currently have an all year round tan, along with an Audi TT which is nice...
My oh my what a wonderful..er..night!
nice poem
keep it kford ya poetic cont
tired now, drunk and emotional
just fock the bastud lot of ya
bed calls and the nightmares begin
keep it kford ya fockers
Safe safe safe, back again and nothings changed, respect to u all KI fucking S...OAO
You know what they say
You can teach your grandma to fuck eggs
I noticed The Cross windows are boarded up by the door and the wall has been knocked down. That's like a major refurbishment for that shit hole.
I saw a black in the vilage last night
And three chinks
Is that some feeble attempt at a Captain's style message?
If you've got some spare time soon I'd recommend a visit to Kfords financial district.
The West Bromwich and Staffordshire building societies have some proper fit slags working in there - I'm talking about financial bitches!
I have imagined all kinds of lesbian scenarios with them clever number crunchers.
I'd at least pull their hair and spray their face with my eternal wallpaper paste
I've got the horn alright!
Don't mess with the bull young man. You'll get the horns...
who you callin qwer ya cont
Scott Meacham sucks cock
change the record
I love to suck black men off
Mmmmm. Main Boys Dead and Buried! Bring back the Colonel and Rusty!
Mmmmm. Big Curt's schlong between my arse cheeks...
Mmmmmm. Rob Newey's pork sarnies.....
http://raj.phangureh.com/showyourtitties.html any one like my link.
It is all about Brierley Hill
what's this site about then?
Looks fun
By the way, Taz is a cunt
Keep it K'ford ya tit.
http://hornyhomepages.com/index/sweetcheeks
I'm just off out to walk the dog love , see you later.........http://www.melanies-uk-swingers.com/goingout/dogging/counties/west-midlands-swingers.htm
Ya daft racist.
nigger lovers
What? You are beginning to act anything but casual. Now, please stop it, you're making a fool of youself.
From: Nanker Phelge Date: 11/11/2003 Time: 20:46 Comments CASUAL: Occuring by chance, aimless and without purpose.
So as stated by the previous poster, can you please Casually Fok off. Oh and while your at it could you also go piss up a rope, this can be performed as casually or as vehemently as you'd like. YA TWOTTER.
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Like I said earlier ... ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzz
1. I would not give you the drippings of my Nose.
2. Nice to see your interest in reading ..???
3. KEEP IT KFORD
focking porky
Fok this, I'm off to pour bleach into Wartell Bank Aquatis' ponds.
Why so hostile ? Ya fokin' stupid conts?
CASUAL: Occuring by chance, aimless and without purpose.
So as stated by the previous poster, can you please Casually Fok off. Oh and while your at it could you also go piss up a rope, this can be performed as casually or as vehemently as you'd like. YA TWOTTER.
captain = cock = captain
The captain is a stupid cunt, why do you all kiss his ass? Do you like the taste of shit? It could be the captain pretending to be other people in order to praise himself, sad cunt
I see you bunch of cunts are up to your old tricks again. Using my name to let people know about your racist opinions!
From: Moon-Dog Larry Date: 11/11/2003 Time: 14:41 Comments Casual Observer you are the one that is boring the shit out of us, so instead of casually observing could you please casually fuck off?
------------------------------ I was just waiting for a Fool like you to "grab the bait" and Yep you sure did not let me down.
1. How can you "casually Fuck off" - you either fuck off or you don't.
2. The reason for the ZZZZZ was of course to start a reaction, as it has got a little tiresome on here lately.
3. I'm all for open banter and debate, lets get it going again.
4. KEEP IT KFORD
I hate blacks & pakis
Casual Observer you are the one that is boring the shit out of us, so instead of casually observing could you please casually fuck off?
No no no.... You've got it all wrong it's 'Keep It Street'...KIS...OAO..
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ... Boring Boring.
KEEP IT KFORD
Anyone know a squint eyed short arsed fucker that digs graves
spleeeeeendackta
spleeendackta
DEAD=KING-FORD.
Groover
http://www.clayderman.co.uk/home_page.htm
YEW CAEERNT SHOOOT A COP!!!
MAWTRIX MAWTREATS
we need MAW
There's really no danger of us mixing you up with the Captain, you ill-educated ingrate
shit name as well
Im not trying to be the captain, Just because i use the word captain, doesnt mean Im tryin to bit that washed up fool.
I wouldn't say my wife is fat
EVEN THE WALLS HAVE EARS
we need MAW POWER
MAW is on it's way.
yeah, that's a new character,
another fool having a go at being the captain. It's not gonna happen
keep it contin Kford
Fock you Hemmings! Ya fockin' cont. Who are you to come to this board and tell us all how to construct our messages? Newbie scum...
finally a new character on the board, and this one seems to make some fokin sense!
Gentlemen please, If we are to only respond to postings with stupid critisisms about spelling then maybe i can join in to, ALFIE MOON, Its Fucking, not FOKIN, What, Not WOT, You, not ya, Bastard, not bastid, we can go on and on until you respond with the poor excuse of it being done on purpose when the sad truth is, You are un-educated. You probably went to Pensnett School Of Technology and the only thing you passed was cookery because at the end of the day even stupid people like yourself can boil an egg.
No, I haven’t. Just shove it up ya fucking bloody arse
Thanks for telling us all what you did over the weekend, Observer. We're all really interested in what focking twats, like yourself, get upto on a Friday and Saturday night. Cont.
Keep it K'ford ya cunt.
Upton Park - Lov it Lov it ... just returned from the shit-hole. Too pissed too pissed. What a day out.
"If James can play for England - so can I"
Huh?
yo wots up
Larry, yam a Prick, and so is your very good associate... Have you ever stopped and thought 'why are we so despised?'?
I'll have you know The Poodle is a very good associate of mine; I can assure you he will be returning to the board very shortly!
I love Poodle!!!
Fruity fokin Hemmins???? wot the fok , ya go on about intelligence then ya spell initiate with a fokin C ya stupid bastid. As for claimin that K'ford isnt the Black Country, what the fok are you basin that on pal? and exactly what are the western country borders???? the west country is a term normally applied when talkin bout Cornwall, you'd av to have legs like Lanky Harris to be just a few feet from theya. Ya twat.
is anyone here
Hmmmmmm, Interesting happenings on the board since I last popped in to view the scenery. Whats this about a site revamp?? Are we to be gifted with a new landscape to roam?, We can only wait and see lads, I want to know, Who is Kingy chap? Is he some form of throwback who "likes" to "chat" with young men on a board about something which he no longer participates in? He hopes for intelligent chat but fails to iniciate it. On to other matters, Why do some users phonetically spell Black Country slang when Kingswinford isnt really part of the black country, More the western country boarders, Christ, Another few feet to the left and we would all be carrot crunchin and polishing our tractors so to speak. Nice to see old faces such as the captain, also the rare appearance of the Poodle always starts a foul-mouthed abuse tirade, Its all good stuff, This is The New Captain, Signing off.................PS< This is not a challenege for the right honourable captains spot, mearly an poor attempt!
I agree with the Brian Harvey comment!! Whatw as he doin in a boy band anyway?...KIS...OAO...Did u miss me??
To ANON (WHO?)6/11/03 9.31.ARFUR CHANCE?IS THAT A JOKE,OR ARE YOU SERIOUS? To ONE OF THE OLD SCHOOL--You were obviously around at the time--but your mind is addled.Give me a few hints on your escapades and I BET THAT I KNOW YOU--if you ever did anything ,that is!Also tell me something about your W.A.Ex.KINKY (IF YOU REALLY KNEW HIM--I HAVE MY DOUBTS WHEN YOU GET THE MAIN ESSENTIALS SO WRONG)In the meantime stop pulling yourself and tell your local cretins some home truths for a change,and we might get some intelligent chat on this board.
Who is the ANONYMOUS W.A.Ex.Kingy?
Hey Captain your new letter is shite. Change the record you whinging fag.
Does anyone know the captain?
Ralphy, just been looking through your pics, where do you get them all from? Gotta be the finest collection of Kingswinford photos I've ever seen!!!
CuntyCuntyCuntCunt
Fucketyfuckfuck
The first time a saw that advert, the one when a little kiddy picks up a sparkler by the wrong end, I pissed myself loffing.
Talkina bonfire night, it would appear that some young-uns use this board nowadays. May I take this opportunity to remind you that although you think its the bollox to go round throwin fire-works at folks houses someday soon you too will be homeowners yourselves and rest assured that the kids, rather like the fireworks, get more and more cuntish each year. I hope the kids of tommorrow show you and your house the same respect that the little puss riddled glue baggers that you are afford me and my generation. I hope my kids stick bangers under your eyelids you fokin anti-social bastads.
tek some acid over there!
NOW WE'RE TALKIN - KEEP IT KFORD
What a night!!! I cor wait. Himley here come the mad posse!!!
he looks up to us all
And apparently he is a dwarf
You sure that was Grove ?? That pilot dow go out.
Mind you, could have been him.He walks like a constipated duck due to the horrible flares and slip on tan loafers that he wears nowadays.
He's going for the loved-up haridresser look
Trutting through kingswinford last night when I clocked ‘Grovey’ all dressed up like a dogs dinner, he was all over the fuckin gaff. Must have been on the disco biscuits again
Time for 'teddy' bye bye, Time for 'teddy' bye bye!
No one gives a flying cunt about your hazy reminisances of a golden Kford in the years gone by - tell it to the local history society, they might care.
If you don't live here now, piss off you old fucker.
Is your name Arthur by any chance?
To ANON.29/10/03 9.17.I went to Penzer St.in the 1940's and 50's.Give me a clue and I bet I remember you-if youre genuine. To ONE OF THE OLD SCHOOL 1/11/03.14.16.You sound a bit of a romancer-you obviously know SOMETHING ABOUT THOSE TIMES-but youve got the wrong person here.I remember all the Baker tribe and the Ambroses BUT I cant place either Alf Wassel or Snowy Edwards.(where did they live?)Also I didn't come from Mount Pleasant but I knew a fair few people who did.I remember Alan (Calley)Baker and I knew Calley Wood pretty well but I never heard of the scandal about YOUR W.A.Ex.Kingy.Give me a clue and if he really is in PERTH Ill find him. How old are you?
Whatever happened to the good old days? Answers on a postcard to mainboyscurtlyambrosethecaptaindr.chin@oldskool.co.uk
Lazza, you are not the game, you're a twit.
oh just fuck off
I am the game!
The game is the game
what am ya
I'd like to second that opinion, however I would also add that Taz provided the blue-print for every ice cream van drivin pizza stinkin piss flap in K'ford.
Brian Harvey from East 17 formed the blueprint for every Nova driving cap wearing snetter on the planet
Does anyone agree?
Was it Terry Danks?
that's just beneath contempt
She wor a patch on Norma Wise or Jane Willis.
I remeber you, I really fancied the tits of you when you were at school...
Hi there! anyone remember me? I left to Crestwood about 14 years ago. I used to go out with Dave (mooney). Does anyone know what he is doing now?
Look at this load of cunts!
http://www.houseochicks.com/latest1.html
Cheers Dan, keeping us updates with the latest porn!
Cheers Dan, keeping us updates with the latest porn!
Quality site with revies of great british pornos
http://www.bgafd.co.uk/index.shtml
not many pictures though
What's all the fuss about the new Kford School Gym. The Penzer St residants are "up in arms" as it is "too high & like a warehouse"....
Build it bigger I say, the Kids have gotta have the right facilities. Bloody do gooders.
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Also the info on Tom Bullock is not correct, I have been badly let down by a source. ... Sorry.
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KEEP IT KFORD
The game ay THE game, ya twat. It's the GAME!!!
Big up to all mains & losts
The Game is the game
I'd spray her face with my baby water
If i where her fella I'd say a damn sight more than tut-tut i can fokin tell ya, dirty slag.
am u sure about that then casual observer iv been told a couple more people than that what would her fella say tut tut
I'll keep your plums warm Tommy.
From: Anonymous Date: 02/11/2003 Time: 11:52 Comments dose any 1 know whos wackin it up sadie from k,ford then ?
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I can confirm that she is been "wacked up" as you put it by a certain, Tom Bullock.
KEEP IT KFORD
I'll keep yer fokin seat warm darlin.
I'm coming back,so keep my seat warm.
HELP ME! I wish my brains were as big as my tits, then maybe this would be easier.
I can not get this damn machine working properly.
Hi Tim. How's it hanging?
Whats goining on?
Where the fuck is everybody?
Hi Amy, I'm here. Hello
Is there anybody there?
This is Dull!
Hello! Is there anybody out there?
dose any 1 know whos wackin it up sadie from k,ford then ?
Heath Town isn't pleasant either
Then why didnt you just send your message, From: Curtly Kingswinford Ambrose.
Although Clapham Common does have its redeeming features for all you cottagers out there. Propper Bo I tell thee!
I would like to add Stourbridge, Quinton, Bromley, Quarry Bank, Brierley Hill, Rowley Regis, Old Hill, Smethwick, The Bronx, So Ho, Lozells, Rotten Park, Borsall Heath, Winson Green, Tack Farm Road, and Clapham Common to the list of utter shite holes that "K'ford and Proud of it" started. Cheers
Or moony on his way back from the pub.
TO MELISSA----------- It could have been W.A.ex Kinky back on a brief visit from Perth
fockin pedo cont
I remember W ex Kingy when he was a tosser who lived up Calais. His old man was caught messing about with a local school girl called Longbottom under the bridge over the sand hole which now has been filled in and built on. He was also caught in another situation with another local girl called Cath Baker from New Street while she was playing in the hay bales in the top field by the wood. he had his dick out and was trying to make her toss him off. This caused a local scandal and the folk up Mount Pleasant were out to get him, One night Alf Wassel and Snowy Edwards caught him peeping through Jean Ambroses window, he ran off up Calais but they caught up with him opposite the Woodman on a field that was locally known as the Blind Pool and knocked the shit out of him. W.A ex Kingy was getting ready to leave Penzer St school during this period and if I remember correctly he left school and got a job in a tile works at Stourbridge. Due to the locals being hostile to the family they were forced to leave Calais so the old man got a one way assited Package ticket to Australia.W.A.exKinky went with them because he could no longer live with the shame the old man had brought upon the family. SO in future when he complains about local folk on this message board perhaps you would like to mention the reason he lives in Perth and the reason he won't be coming back
We need pictures of the old cinema in kford! There was a man camping out up the bank of kford park not that long ago, whatever happened to him??
borin as fock
Mians takin on a plastic beaker: acres to the anchor, every pub en route. Chaspini mit spleenani. Mains on patrol
whappen dread
Can i just point out that Pensnett,Gornal,Wordsley and Dudley are all complete and utter shite holes. Thank you for your time.
Ralph, I say fock 'em.
chob bles
This has to be the most useless website ever:
http://www.yampy.co.uk/gornalpostoffice/
None of the thick conts in gornal can write, let alone afford a computer (or electricity
fuck off friend you boring cunt
You stupid cunt.
Too many damned fuzzywuzzys around
Congratulations to Paul McCartney and his lovely one- legged money grabbing ex-porn model wife on the arrival of their baby son Ringo II.
goo and av a shit and rip yer arse open!!!
Acres spleen patrol!
mi ciento feliz aqui
SKO FOAM UNITED
fucknuts
No-one in Kford should support the wolves - follow you local team you tossers and lets all riot against wordsley wasps
Thought this might be of interest, or maybe not, anyway: charly wegelius was involved in a m/c accident and had his spleen removed and that results in his high hc level ... there ya go, found it on eurosports message board.
this fokin chat rooms ace
Me Ciento, Fillie's Ackie!!!
los spleenos
Pumpo any more of your radically wrong and ill informed football judgements for us? it's been a while since you spouted your nonsensical ramblings on here.
Hope u get bum raped by a filthy Abbo Kingy you cunt!
Everyone who knows -KEEP IT KFORD
WAXY, you were able to find a website dedicated to your town whence, yet are unable to locate sufficient info on the Premier League? Remind me, who's the cretin?
Pump left the building 6 months ago, thats an imposter, though quite who'd wana pretend to that conts throne is beyond me.
W.A Ex , it might surprise you to realise your not the only old fogy to come on here in search of intelligent life form. You say you left k'ford 40 years ago, why what was wrong with it then? are you really from K'ford? which school did you go to and when? you may know me.
Mains are the originals. Now wind em wind em Des lynam spleedacktas!
keep it Kford ya dickheads.
WHAT'S HAPPENED TO ALL THE USUAL CRAP THATS ON THIS BOARD?WOLVES WIN,-AGAIN??WHAT POSITION ARE THEY IN THE "BIG LEAGUE" NOW?HOW MANY LEFT IN THE CARLING CUP?I CAN HEAR THE SH*T HITTING THE SCREEN ALREADY!IS EVERYBODY IN KINGSWINFORD A CRETIN?
The originals? You've a lot to learn if you think your cronies were 'the originals'...
I have never been away, nor will I.............KIS...OAO. NOD OF RESPECT TO THE ORIGINALS,
Premier League
Full on Observer - You will come and go. As my name states I am a "Casual" Observer. ..... Think about it ...!
Who in there right mind would want to be a "Full On Observer" .. - Sunshine, I've got bigger Fish to Fry than you. .. Bye Bye
KEEP IT KFORD
Didn't know Taz ran the Swan.
Casual Observer: try and be a bit more observant you ignoramous.
Well Well Well - I look's like the feathers of a few have been well and truely ruffled.
Look I care little about this banter, and only talk about Kford. But you've gotta admit "spin them a line or two, and the Dingles Bite every time" ....
Laugh - I could almost cry.
KEEP IT KFORD
Ooh, I forgot about all of that.
LEST WE FORGET http://www.fdnylodd.com/BloodofHeroes.html
I have it on good authority that the current manager of The Swan is a small, greasy cunt
Tether is a bun bun got need farmer and a red faced lesbian. Besty is neither of these, merely a mess.
Anon 16:14, what in the wide wide world of sport are you rantin on about ya twat, you refer to a team who sit at the bottom of the table, this team are however an entire division above the boing boing brigade, thats assumin you do support the albion and lets be honest who else would fail to recognise a comeback of this stature. the last time the albion saw goals goin in the net at this rate was when a gold medal cricketer was bangin em in fer Wokin. I also av it on good authority that Lee hughes can be taken up the muck at any Merry hill wine bar on any given sunday, fokin jet settin international playboy or what.
Fock off you Aussie Cunt!
And Casual - PREMIER LEAGUE -read it and weep!
Ya wankstain
Wolves ARE a team to be reckoned with NOW.Four goals in 45minutes-not bad.They used to have a right-winger called Mark Lazzarus,(anyone remember him?)No?Go back to the 1950's if you can.Anyway they say this was the greatest comeback since LAZZARUS,-but which one?
I have it on good authority that Peggy Mitchell can be taken over the bar at The Swan.
I have it on good authority that the Swan is being taken over by Peggy Mitchell
The Dingle family also inter-breed.
And remember, you still managed to let 3 goals in, from a team who sit at the bottom of the table, in less than 45 minutes. At home. Yes, Wolves are certainly a team to be proud of.
Fock off Casual - you boring twat!
oooh, please don't call us Dingles, it's soooo upsetting!
The fact is, the Dingle family are ace - always drinking and fighting. I take it as a complement
Anyway, just fock off
What's all this - Congratulations from Wolves fans to their team for Sat's performace. Amazing.
These are the same people who slagged the team off over the last few weeks, and also wanted Sir Jack "to get lost if he was not prepared to invest any more money".
Dingles - "Don't ya just lov em " .
KEEP IT KFORD
Yes well done Wolves jolly good performance from an premiership team thats on the up.
me too as im also a twat and a gaylord.
May I add my own name to that definitive list of wankers.
May I also say how glad I am at the demise of those boring conts crusty tail, pump action and ladies thighs.
May I just say well done to Wolverhampton Wanderers after a wonderful display of gutts and ability this weekend.
Stick that DVD up your ringo till jaw!
MAW THE MERRIER out on DVD soon, just in time to corner the Christmas market. Live the dream....avoid the jam....
Vandalism: Beautiful As a Rock in a Cops Face
I AM HE
any body know tim tim sugar free then???????????
A note 2 Dave Bridges, I asked my mom about the incident about the bullying, and she said it wasn't her, so get ya facts staright!! love scott Westwoods sister Jen .x.
Kingswinford - town of dreams, of hope!
Run by the Main Boys - controlled by the Acres Top Faces!
Honorary mentions to the Lost Boys and the Global Tertiaries!
spleeendackta, woooooaaahhhh!
Main Boys always be scehmin for dat paper - you know how we do!
Recognise the real!
And it Keep It Kford - no doubt neggu!
Forget Weatherspoons and 'who's the biggest knob in K'ford'. Rumour has it that the new ralphssurfshack is to be launched next month. Cor bastard wait!
WHEREVER YOU GO IN THIS LIFE- KEEP IT KFORD
Don't believe it for a minute! but who wants a weatherspoons anyway, bringing in an even greater influx of snetters making the twats who drink in the Cross at present look like the 'Eyebrow' set of the midlands!!
I have it on good authority that the Cross is being taken over by Weatherspoons. The Cross will close for ten days next January and re-open as the 'Exchange'.
Cheap beer is on its way to K'ford.
Lenny Henry - wot a twat
Look, yam black, get over it
Is this the quality of it now?
Nice heels Moony
http://freespace.virgin.net/firey.fox/xa1.jpg
I remember Scott westwood and Matt Bullock's brother, Tom. They used to knock about with Brettle and Beswick, if my mind serves me correct. Many a time they could be seen playing hop-scotch by the canteen. Anyone else remember the time when one of their mothers (Scott's?) complained about her son and his friends being bullied? She reckoned that often he would return from school covered in phlegm and ink. Ahhh, fond memories...
RALPH - BRING BACK THE CAPTAIN!
KEEP IF KFORD
He sounds like a right cont.
And if I see that focker Darren Day in Kford he is going to get the slap of his life
Fockin loverat
Anyone know simon link? What a fuckin tosser that bastard is
Stop lick ya mates balls ya gay
KEEP IT KFORD
Scott Westwood - Another Top Bloke - every time I see him, he's off his head on Skunk. Classic.
KEEP IT KFORD
why do boys have erections
Matt bullock!, hahahahah.x.
Seriouslly, matt? is it you? my brother told me 1 particular screen name on here belonged 2 matt bullock, you might know of him, Scott Westwood? is it ya ?!?
Wim rock
Wim ard.
Just setting out to nick all your milk. Milky milky
Aaaah, Matt Bullock. I remember many a comedic error being made in the pronounciation/spelling back in the days at school. All In jest mind you. Schamon mother fucker, you knoooooooooooooow what Im sayin.
Matt Bullock - Now thats a name from the past. Top Bloke.
KEEP IT KFORD
Yes.
MATT BULLOCK ?!?! IS THAT YOU ?!?
I'm feelin dat
I'm touchin dat
I'm feelin dat
always schemin for the cream negguh
For shizzle ma fuckin nizzle, you better belive that that thing aint no shit mother fucker. I be tellin them fools that it aint no thing but a chicken wing, but is they feelin my schemin'? My mother fucker.
Give him his fuckin hat back you cont. otherwise I'll set that famously lanky kingswinford resident, none other than Curtley Ambrose on yer ass.
http://www.ralphssurfshack.co.uk/bowl1.htm
Spose we've all gotta 'av a dream...
It's about time we had some snow in Kingswinford. Any one remember the great Snow ball fights outside the cross and the fun we had throwing at the buses.
Oh well, one can only dream... K'ford vs Snettland......
Huhh. kruz.
Mooney is a chasp. Mains.
I've got your hat.
You know what's going to happen now...
Just a Note - We heard no more from those people talkin about Villa etc. Thank god. It's good to see normal service has resumed on the board.
KEEP IT KFORD
Brasso
What is this goo that comes from my man pipe?
That Kumars programme is the same.
Look, yam pakis - get over it
Shit it you twerp!
choads
This load of crap you all talk about is all bull shit
spleen
"sp-Le-en"
A closet homosexual, won't come out because he's afraid his friends will take the piss. (and we will)
Get your hand off my arse Spleen!
wot?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spleen
Wind it in you spleen venter !!
Hugh
Who let the dogs out?
ultimate pilots
Lost Boys Pilot squadron - Groove and Peto
spleeendacktas!!!
KFORD VILLA - Yawn Yawn - I'm not even rising to the bait. You'll be gone soon, and debate about Kford in general will continue... Very boring you small time Brummie has-bins. The future is Brum City, Villa are a club of yester-year. Bye Bye Idiot..
Keep it Kford
Tonight, we are going out for a meal with Phil and Kate. We are pilots.
there once was a fireman called moonie
who's face was as bost as wayne rooneys
he's always off sick
he's got a small dick
And he looks like the monster off Goonies
Moonie, Moonie, lives in a hole,
Reckons he works but he's on the dole,
Lives on the Wrenna with a jamaican bloke
Gets horses drunk so he can give em a poke
moonie, moonie with ya ten flat toes, big fat gut and a jewish nose, stay in gornal with ya fat glass back, you work-shy, ugly, stumpy spack
ddddd
Don't cry for me Aston Villa
The truth you're fucking wankers
All through my wild days
My mad existence
We took the Holte End
Without resistance
PLEASE KEEP IT KFORD
fok off ya brummy twat.
Casual observer-own goal mate cos I'm now gonna bombard this site with AVFC messages. YOUTH!YOUTH! And by the way not all of us are fuckin Brummies. K
Hi, it's me. http://www.roberthedley.com/gallery/ImagePages/meportrait.htm
I know its been on here loads but its worth another look:
http://www.roberthedley.com/profile/profile.htm
Is it me or is that programme 'Goodness Gracious Me' a load of shit?
Look, yam pakis. Get over it.
What's all this talk about Villa. If your all that interested, why not Fuck Off to Aston,Stirchly,Witton,Gravelley Hill or any of the other shit-holes that Villa Fans creep from.
Keep it Kford
NACKERBAG
I SPIT ON THE CREST OF TURKEY
Quality stuff Captian, drunken slug in a dress, ahhh!!!! reminds me of Christophers.
Alpay sleeps with the fishes tonite
The dirty bum
why I oughta!!
KEEP IT KFORD YA MOOKS!
Alpay!? Why I oughtta!!!!
spleendackta!
Keep it kford
haaaaaaaaaa!
villa are the deaf mute dwarves of the prem
always there but nobody notices
KIK
AVFC-SHIT ON THE WOLVES
Red faced lesbian sub-plot?
haa! quality
Fock off
The only reason I'd watch that shit it to ogle Xena's tits and to monitor the lesbain sub-plot
Keep it kford
Fock off
The only reason I'd watch that sghit it to ogle Xena's tits and to monitor the lesbain sub-plot
Keep it kford
I was just watching some Xena and looking for people to chat with! Actually I just purchased my copy of Xena Season Two on DVD! (From Best Buy) I love the show! I love the set! FYI: It has audio/video commentaries, interviews, pictures, etc. Lucy and Renee are hilarious on the video commentaries. I know Lucy is going to remind me of Xena on Tarzan. If you aren’t watching Tarzan, and you are a fan of Lucy, you are missing out! Go get your copy of Xena Season Two on DVD from Best Buy, it has all those features, unlike a few other places. You can watch Xena all day everyday like me! Check this link out to see what I’m talking about! http://www.m80teams.com/?QzozNTk6MjgzNDc4
Battle On! Elara Queen of the East Texas Amazon Tribe
spleens
Just a word of caution ! As we are now heading towards the festive season, we need to be on the look out for fat unshaven red faced blokes. No... I do not mean father Christmas, I mean that fat smelly snetter, beware he will be looking out for whatever he can lay his thieving hands on the cont. I suppose we should all spare a thought for the snetters.....nahh fock um. Well must go now, gotta carry out the border patrol !!!
Kepp kford clean and all that..
Just a word of caution ! As we are now heading towards the festive season, we need to be on the look out for fat unshaven red faced blokes. No... I do not mean father Christmas, I mean that fat smelly snetter, beware he will be looking out for whatever he can lay his thieving hands on the cont. I suppose we should all spare a thought for the snetters.....nahh fock um. Well must go now, gotta carry out the border patrol !!!
Kepp kford clean and all that..
I reckon the bird on the right is probably quite fit. The others will undoubtly be bost.
Fock me, one Tether is bad enough http://www.uglypeople.com/voting.php?next=dXBsb2FkZWQvNTMwMi91Z2x5Mi5qcGc=
No cont tode me Tether had fower sisters!!!
http://email.columbusacademy.org/~farrenkopf/bowlheads.jpg
awww groove and his bird luvved up as ever! http://pages.britishlibrary.net/jim.flack/image081.jpg
i made pilot up.
Chindar! I med that one up. Go and have a benny ya cock.
Showers and chindar. i made them up.
And ya berra not let ode J. Bravo find out yav got another uman on the goo!!http://www.smithsonianlegacies.si.edu/objectdescription.cfm?ID=117
Tom, what yow an Nappa doin all dressed up?http://collections.ic.gc.ca/aswan/story/storybook3.htm
Is it a jewish bird? is it a jewish plane? No, It's SUPER-MOON!!!!http://www.411games.com/fpimages/gonzo.jpg
YES YES YALL!!!
KEEP IT KFORD Y'ALL!
groover part 2
Groover
http://www.racehorsetrainers.co.uk/williecarson/Home%20Page.htm
Whatever Moony y ajewish prek:
http://www.bigbang.co.uk/celeb5.html
Observer - I think when it was suggested that Rob Hedley would be the next F1 star this was an example of sarcasm.
Look it up
And Keep it Kford
Fock off observer, ya cock.
Kford pub for a Lock-In ..? You've got two Hope's = 1. Is Bob Hope (now dead) 2.No Fuckin Hope.
Anyone see them jock twats wavin turkish flags at there monumental battle against the mighty Lithuania, fokin conts cant wait to see em crash out hopefully against the all conquerin Latvia or those other international giants the taffs. Yav got some neck ya filthy porridge wogs.
good to see Nic is back at work so quick after givin birth http://www.expressandstar.com/artman/publish/article_44170.php
If you're over 60, have stories about black pudding and asbestos, The Bridge is your place.
Which Kingswinford pub are you more likely to experience a lock-in?
I know you, do you know me?
hi every 1 this is hannah winndon do you know me?
Look Mate, I don't give a shit. He ain't gonna be an F1 star, he's got about as much chance as Iain Duncan-Smith been the next PM. Like I said Fuck off and keep it Kford.
Casual Observer -
That is Kfords very own formula 1 hope for the future! Rob Hedley - rember his name!
KEEP IT KFORD!!
Andy Hicks has a big bonce. Nappi nappi noooo - nooooo
Who is that poncy Tool in the link... fuck off and keep it Kford.
http://www.roberthedley.com/gallery/gallerypersonal.htm
Fuckin Alpay, I cor stand the twat, I'd rather be an Iraqi than a Turk.
good on im!
I'f pon the big nosed kebab munching villa cont if i had the chance
Rooney just gets better! He gave that cunt Alpay a right slap!!!
IF YOU'RE GOING TO THE ALGARVE CLAP YOUR HANDS. ALBUFEIRA LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS THE ENGLAND ARMY ARE COMING.
Why bother ever leavin the house again www.co-op2u.com , (dont take this to seriously Grove).
Also forgot to say earlier, The Cross was packed 4 the England game. Fair to them lads who never shut up singing. Right laugh
NOt bin on for a while - Soz the board has gone shit. all the gooduns have fucked off. Lata
done that last night over the park with two sisters
was alright i spose
Gentlemen, Would you be interested in joining me to eat sushi off the naked body of a virgin whilst drinking wine drizzled over another womans breats?
Muthafuck the POWLICE NIGGUZZ!
Main Boys say bring it!
Losts Say fock ya
Tertiaries hang around in the background, smoking
ENGERLAAAAAN ENGERLAAAANNN ENGERLANNN, ENGERLANN ENGERLAAN ENGERLAAAAA-AAAANNNN, ENGERLAAAN ENGERLAAAN ENGERLAAAA-AAN, ENGERLA-HAN ENGERLAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!
this is the young west side blood if you mess wey us yill get yer cunt kicked in basterds
You'll be there, Grosvenor Hotel, Friday
yes, yes, yes,
yes grosvenor
yes, yes, yes, friday
Premier bad boys 20:58, so you deem it fit to re-write the Gettysburg Address and War n Piece just to prove that some thick footballers could be set up by a young bird with her cont held open. Don't come on here claiming to have inside information on the latest scandals, anyone with a fokin noggin on their shoulders already understands what took place, fer the sake of fock , just 2 days after the alleged forced arse penetration the young slag in question was off to see Max Clifford. Next time save us the lecture Poindexter.
yeeeah!
I have it under good authority that the three teams the players invovled in the gang rape saga played for were, GNC Wednesfield, Wombourne Wanderers and Northway Cabin! But I doe Bother with it!!!
I reckon Miixu Paatelainen did it
couple of points to cyt through the crap:
they are known as the coolmore mafia
and carlton cole was shit when he played for wolves
give a shit- you sound like devito in LA Confidential - strictly hush hush etc
conspiracy cont!
If you haven't heard that
Lee Bowyer Jonathon Woodgate Kieron Dyer Darren Ambrose etc.
have been worried over the last few days, you probably haven't seen the letters sent out by their lawyers. Either that or you haven't been able to decrypt the Sun's use of the word "skylark" when they mean "magpie".
What most people don't know is that while the players ARE as guilty as hell, they were ALSO set up.
The woman was a prostitute, and not only did she get paid for entertaining Carlton Cole, but COLE got paid to encourage his pals from Newcastle to rape her.
Check out who owns the Grosvenor House Hotel. It's the Granada Group. As you may know, they are very heavily involved in the sports business. Look carefully at what exactly they are involved with. Their chairman Charles Allen was a big knob in the Manchester Commonwealth Games, and he's also a big knob in the London Olympic Games bid for 2012. They are huge in the northwest of England (media, sports, leisure) and in promoting Manchester United in particular, in cahoots with ITV and big Irish 'Cooltown mafia' money of which you have probably heard.
You won't be surprised that they are being VERY helpful to the police on this one. EXTREMELY helpful. In fact they were helping with the EVIDENCE even BEFORE THE CASE WAS OFFICIALLY REPORTED TO THE POLICE. What more do you need to realise this was a set up?
Here's exactly how helpful. ONCE THE RAPES HAD TAKEN PLACE, the Newcastle players found that the hotel management had DEACTIVATED the electronic card keys to their rooms, forcing them to CHECK IN in the lobby so as to get back into their rooms using replacement card keys. Have you ever heard of such a thing happening by accident? Usually hotel card-key systems don't fuck up, any more than you get all the lifts stopping working, or the kitchens running out of milk. Because it causes one hell of a mess and pisses people off. Anyway, this meant that the hotel had a record of exactly which Newcastle player was staying in which room. This is important because the woman was going to describe the rooms (she was in more than one of their rooms) and the corridor, and because a few of the Newcastle players didn't take part, they weren't supposed to, and they will be kept out of it. Previously the hotel management hadn't had this information, since the rooms had been booked in block, and the players did not check in individually. (No guys, they don't give their name and booking number at the desk, like you and I do). And remember, this deliberate deactivation of the keys so as to gather evidence took place BEFORE the rape was even officially reported to the police. What a giveaway. Sources tell me it took place when most of the players were elsewhere, having a post-rape snort. Strangely enough, the key to Cole's room worked fine (although the evidence will probably be sorted to say otherwise).
A bobby tells me there will be two possibly three arrests. Bowyer and Woodgate are working on their false evidence with the help of "experts", just as they did when they were tried for beating shit out of a student a few years ago. It may or may not keep them out of jail but it won't save their careers. The cases will probably eventually be dropped, but don't bet on Newcastle for the premiership. Nice for the mums and dads of many of the reserves of course. Bowyer, Woodgate, and Dyer know they've been set up. They may be stupid, but they aren't THAT stupid. But even if the case isn't dropped, it's decided that the woman will give evidence, and the trial proceeds all the way through (which at the moment looks unlikely), there is NO WAY that are they going to start attacking Granada in the media or in the courtroom - they're not that fucking foolhardy! They think they're the dog's bollocks when they're putting down hotel staff etc. but if they earn 100 times as much as an average fan, they earn only 1% of what Charles Allen or Dermot Desmond do (or Dezzie's pal Philip Green who sells cheap sports schmutter), and they prefer their brogues crocodile-skin rather than concrete. Get my meaning?
Tether is a bun bun farmer and a red faced lesbianini - got got need got need. Wind the main spleen me hearties, Bestie is an ape
dwarf wiltord
http://www.geocities.com/viddinet/viddi.html
Nice teeth PETER!!!!!! http://www.geocities.com/viddinet/
My god is that Hedley fronting for that blues band???
The only decent thing to come out of Gornal is Stallings Lane
Norweigan dwarf blues - the way forward!
http://www.geocities.com/viddinet/
yeah well i love all the people from wordsley and all the people from kford but if i had 2 choose the kford lot just kick ass basically
Mooney is a fadge
Ralphs. Please get the Captain back!
Send out an APB for him!!
Yes Wordsley will take over.
True dat.
Kford is full of big fat bumma boys
Kford is full of big fat bumma boys
esxcess = excess
Kingswinford, with its population now in esxcess of 25,000, is indeed a town. YOU MAGGOT SUCKLING SCROT WOBBLER.
wanker
Good old Tatwink 25/9/03.At least you're talking the English language,but my spelling/grammer ?? americanised??.What are YOU talking about?You are right about me being 60+ but so what--I would probably leave you for dead in ANYTHING! As for ANALYMOUS -,Is K/ford really YOUR TOWN?Sorry I even dared to use the name.Perhaps I am on the wrong message board-please tell me where there is a more intelligent one for genuine KINGSWINFORD PEOPLE.
